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Photographs in Empty Houses
One of 9 original songs, 1 instrumental piece, 2 covers and 2 theatre songs on my first musical cabaret album. More details. Des de Moor voice, acoustic and electric guitars, keyboards and programming Another from the batch of songs that I wrote during 1983/84 when I was at college in Hatfield. |
Where were you born? In mummy's bed,
The forceps on your bloody head? A hospital? Could mum decline An epidural in the spine? The registrar, she knew the game: Left blank the space for daddy's name. The district nurse. oh how she smiled! She thought them fit to have a child And make it well adjusted. A private house or council flat? And were you thin or were you fat Or spotty? Hey, did you wear glasses And did you miss the scripture classes Because your daddy wrote a letter Saying he could teach you better? For some headmasters frown upon A godless house, a godless son. It's best to be adjusted. And did you run with other goons Those frozen winter afternoons Half naked on the football field? Did boyhood dreams of stardom yield To icy grass and frozen fears Of failure witnessed by your peers? And was that when your thoughts inclined To better ways to turn your mind Towards the maladjusted? While skiving in the library You read of dope and LSD. And did you never seek to find Forbidden pits inside the mind Or was your thirst for mischief slaked On nicking Tesco's jaffa cakes? If you had sense you'd tried to stop On Rothmans from the corner shop. They're for the well-adjusted. Did adolescence treat you well Or was it stiff and sticky hell? Was it your shame to stain the bed On healthy Mayfair colour spreads Or did poor mummy hear the crack And see the weals upon your back? And did you have to make amends For brave attempts at handsome friends More normally adjusted? A man grows up and takes a wife And leads an honest working life. His children, and the bread he wins Redeem his minor youthful sins. So spare the rod and spoil the child: It's lonely out there running wild. Your happiness as you grow old Rewards you doing what you're told And being well-adjusted. Written: Hatfield, July 1984 |
© Copyright Des de Moor 1992 From the album Photographs in Empty Houses (see left). All rights reserved. No material on these pages can be reproduced in whole or in part in any form, except for short passages for the purpose of quotation or review, without prior written permission of the copyright owner.
Holy Water The Family Way A Million Stars Fear of Bodily Fluids Out of Step Open the window softly (Brendan Behan; Mikis Theodorakis) L'Ivrogne (Jacques Brel; François Rauber/Gérard Jouannest) The Same Old Game Under the Needle Old Anne's Song (Christopher Logue, adapted from Bertolt Brecht; Des de Moor) Picnic in the Free World Adjusted I saw the sun (August Strindberg translated by Jonas Finlay; Des de Moor) Aeroplanes Lyrics Index |